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Hoffled

The awkward moment of miscommunication when trying to pass someone on the street. This resulting in you both parties moving in the same direction to try and avoid bumping into each other. This action is repeated several times.
"Sean was trying to get to the shop but was hoffled by another individual"

"They hoffled for hours"
by Okaykiff66 October 24, 2011
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Glue Huffer

That Glue Huffer in Loser’s quarters just throws out boomerangs.
by StarFollower January 12, 2022
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heffler

henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler
by siobahn March 10, 2008
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Hufflepuff

The semen filled flatulence that results from anal sex.
I did this girl in the butt, and I nut in her butt, and then she Hufflepuffed all over my leg.
by Calypte October 8, 2008
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hufflepuff

The act of sprinkling pepper onto your pubic hair before an unsuspecting female goes down on you. Just before you finish, flick some pepper up her nose so she sneezes while you blow your protein shake down her throat.
John: It was sick dude! I made her sneeze and choke on my dick while I blew it down her throat!!

Mike: Hufflepuff that ho!!!
by Mac like Roni May 22, 2010
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Hufflepuff

'The rest'. The renowned Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is populated by students of four great houses. Gryffendor for the bravy, Ravenclaw for the wise, Slytherin for the cunning and Hufflepuff for ...the rest.
Hufflepuff does indeed have its moments of achievement. For instance, one of their members was killed last year. Something all students in Hufflepuff can aspire too!
by Cedric Diggory November 15, 2011
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Hufflepuff

Synonym for popular term, "bama", something or someone that is hufflepuff is lacking in aesthetic appeal. In other words, ugly as shit.
I'm going to bend you over the hood of my stepmother's car, whisper a racial slur in your ear, and treat you straight hufflepuff.
by Jake Redspruce February 18, 2011
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