Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

by teachmehowtodouche December 13, 2010

chocolate hoover

the act of sucking the faeces out of a womans anus , and squirting it from your mouth into her mouth.

bae: i so wet ! give me a chocolate hoover !!
boy: sure!!!

by climacticbeast1 May 28, 2014

Hoover Manouvere

This is the seaxual posistion where by you take your lady from behind as she leaning up against the kitchen table for support, there just so happens to be crums on the table from yesterdays garlic bread and pizza.
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !

Mate .1: Pulled the Hoover Manouvere with Kirsty last night !

Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !

by Paulo26 May 17, 2011

Hoover duce

A fake gang name that a desperately white boy made up. It means, "I got two vacuum cleaners"

"Hoover duce bitches!"

"Whats that?"

"It's my gang yo!"

by stiltz March 24, 2005

Hoover Maneuver

A risky act a man does 2 a partner during doggystyle intercourse in which the unexpecting "receiver" has their arms knocked from beneath them by the "giver" and the "giver" then rubs the "receivers" face into the carpet.

I pulled the "hoover maneuver" on her, now she has rugburn on her face.

by K8 da GR8 (KEYS) / Cheff Ric November 11, 2010

Hoover

To hoover is to illegaly and dishonestly partake of another partygoers beverage because a)> you have no money to buy your own, b), tha thrill gives you an extra sexual frisson. techniques include asking a stranger what time the club you are in closes for the night, and as he thinks he might have made a new friend and begins to explain, you, or your "wingman", surreptitiously steal his/her drink and casually exit without the victim being aware said act has been performed

"I got so many hoovers last night, at least 20"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"

by ILOVEFT's October 8, 2009

Henry Hoover

When a young woman has sex 24-7 with a henry hoover, sometimes a partner is needed, prefferably a male with a Hetti hoover.
And then makes a video of it.

'Yo fish lips, do you wanna make some henry Hoover porn tonight?'

by Instant-orgasm June 19, 2009