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Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Long Pale Dale December 30, 2023
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African Hitch-Hiking Feet

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.
"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"
by LetNiggerBeknOwn April 23, 2018
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Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010
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hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)
What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”
by anonymous December 12, 2024
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California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.
by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023
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Hike

To go out on a good long journey mostly to rejuvenate oneself.. i went to kananaskis last year where were you? A journey close to home but yet far away..
I went on a hike in kananaskis last year..
by Soloaliks July 17, 2020
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