Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.

John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.

by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016

hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019

Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.

Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!

by Long Pale Dale December 27, 2023

baby hike

It is a hike that is extremely easy and can be done fast, even a baby can do it.

Don’t dunk on that baby hike, even though it’s easy.

by Juanton May 25, 2023

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024