Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.
As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.
by Snug Shit Lips August 13, 2017
Get the Highland Blue Bomber mug.The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.
I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that
by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009
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Get the Highlander mug.A single index finger lifted from the steering wheel when acknowledging another driver when using passing places appropriately on single-track roads in the Highlands of Scotland.
by Jingle Bangles April 22, 2018
Get the Highland finger mug.Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”
Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018
Get the Highland Park HS mug.Highlands, NC is a historic mountain town founded in the 1800s by Southern plantation owners to escape the heat and malaria of summers in the lower South. Many people from SC, FLA and GA have second homes here. The golf, fishing, and scenery are awesome here but there is no nightlife, no music scene and not even a movie theatre. Also very few residents stay year round in this suitcase community.
Franklin yoke says, "Hey lets go to Highlands and scare the tourists from Etlanta" Bud replies, "Hell yeah, let me mount the rebel flag to my pick-up first!!!!!"
by SamTravels October 9, 2016
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