facebook herb 

A "herb" (stupid annoying person) in facebook form.

A pathetic attention whore looking to give constant useless updates during their everyday life (or lack of life) on the website known as facebook.

A facebook herb is also known as a person who responds, comments, and has any concern for these updates as well.

Examples of "Facebook Herb" Status Updates:

"I had work today"

"Not feeling well, show me some love"

"I'm a loser please give me attention in any form"

"Omg such drama last night at the party rofl lolz"

"Jim is coming over...I'm so excited!!!! : )"

"New pics!!! Comment and raise my self esteem!!"

facebook herb by dman83xx August 1, 2009

the herb 

Marijuana

Guy 1: ayyy you got dat weed
Guy: yeah we gon smoke the herb

the herb by Da bommmm February 2, 2014

sensi herb 

Seedless Marijuana, or marijuana that has not been firtilized.

"you best not be come round here unless you got me sensi herb" -slightly stoopid

sensi herb by JAMF Kru January 19, 2009

Ya herb me?

It is a statement used to ask someone indirectly if they smoke marijuana.

It is also use to ask someone if they would like to smoke marijuana. This is usually said if there is a authority figure nearby.

Joe said, "Ya herb me?" Adamn replied, "Yes herb!"

Ya herb me? by BIGBADBO$$MAN May 14, 2010

Good Herb 

weed

Bob Marley liked to smoke the good herb.

Good Herb by ai03 September 30, 2008

Urb Herb

Marijuana grown within an urban area.

"Oh man, you got that urb herb." - Human one
"Yep, grown in Jungle Jimmy's closet on the 10th floor." - Human two

Urb Herb by RackOfLamb June 8, 2016

The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.

“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”

The Golden Herb Rule by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023