Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.

Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."

by s7ryph November 24, 2010

flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese

Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet

by mad bagger February 21, 2015

Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".

Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters

by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017

helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

by G_meister November 18, 2019

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 7, 2019

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016

Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.

That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.

by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022