Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Heath Ledger Alarm Clock

A bad combo of drugs resulting in death

man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock

by KilsOner September 12, 2009

National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

NEWTON HEATH

F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here

Newton heath m40 gang 🤘🏻

by 40 40 November 22, 2021

heath burns

A monster high character, thought to be very old.

Everybody says that Montgomery Burns is old, but Heath Burns is really old.

by Princess Daphne December 31, 2023

Lode Heath School

don’t come to this school or you’ll get shagged for your pubes by Burke cuz he’s are ginger shit gsces Asians run it

yo I’m going to the toilet (lodeheath school)

Lode Heath School

by Chow Bow October 9, 2021