health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 04, 2025

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National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 26, 2022

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Mental Health Pool

A pool made of Lava that you sit back and relax in to gain mental health

We decided to rest in the mental health pool to relax

by Soro__ March 30, 2022

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Health Jail

A Hospital

So sorry, My friend,

That you are in the Health Jail

Again

by Laslo420 March 08, 2022

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Health dyke

a girl who attends hphs and thinks that she is a guy and wears clothes like a guy. a girl who forgets she still has a vagina and there is still blood coming out of it.

these health dykes are wildin out

by gerald green August 29, 2018

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