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Hawaiian Brown Nose

Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out
She hit my line asking for some Hawaiian Brown Nose
Hawaiian Brown Nose by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024

Hawaiian Heimlich 

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth and they choke purposefully for you to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver on them. After the Heimlich Maneuver is successful, the victim will then cough the semen back up and a cup will obtain the coughed-up semen to be used as coating for a dildo. After the semen coats the dildo, the dildo is inserted back into the victim's mouth, making the victim puke up more semen. The puked-up semen is also obtained by the cup. This step is repeated until the victim finally gives consent.
"Can you not do the Hawaiian Heimlich next time?"
"Fuck you."
Hawaiian Heimlich by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Hawaiian Hotrock 

The act of stuffing smoldering coals into your partners anal cavity and then having anal intercourse.
"Gosh, me and Rebeca did a Hawaiian Hotrock last night, and man my penis is still burning!"
Hawaiian Hotrock by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
Any resident of of the state of Hawaii
A person who resides within Hawaii part time but pays taxes to the state

Anyone who can count to 20 in Hawaiian and who eats rice with every meal.
Anyone who qualifies for a Kamaiiana card and gets into the zoo for 1/2 off
Oprah Winfrey is a proud Hawaiian because she owns land in Hawaii and was on TV with The Rock asking for donations after the Maui fires.
Hawaiian by HPDHOMOERECTUS March 24, 2026

Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack

When a man ejaculates onto a Hawaiian roll, and then spreads yogurt on it and adding another roll to make a sandwich, he then proceeds to give it to someone without their knowledge of it’s contents.
Dude, I totally got pranked by a Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack yesterday!

Hawaiian Pipeline

The act of putting your penis in your bellybutton, and letting your bellybutton lint transmit into your urethra. This usually only works for extremely obese men.
Some Man: Hey babe, do you want to see my Hawaiian Pipeline?

Some Chick: We are getting a divorce.
Hawaiian Pipeline by Ap Stor January 15, 2026