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Any resident of of the state of Hawaii
A person who resides within Hawaii part time but pays taxes to the state
Anyone who can count to 20 in Hawaiian and who eats rice with every meal.
Anyone who qualifies for a Kamaiiana card and gets into the zoo for 1/2 off
A person who resides within Hawaii part time but pays taxes to the state
Anyone who can count to 20 in Hawaiian and who eats rice with every meal.
Anyone who qualifies for a Kamaiiana card and gets into the zoo for 1/2 off
Oprah Winfrey is a proud Hawaiian because she owns land in Hawaii and was on TV with The Rock asking for donations after the Maui fires.
by HPDHOMOERECTUS March 24, 2026
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