hazingzang

A nickname given by a kind friend to a short one
Usually given to a friend who’s name begins with the letter H

Oh look, there’s Hazingzang angrily stomping away

by simpsimp July 16, 2021

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

hazing

Usually part of initiations into a group of some sort. Commonly done by pooring nasty food over people, making them do humiliating things, and other ways.

The cops showed up right when we were done hazing the newbies with sardines, mustard, and marshmallows.

by Carmel May 18, 2005

Hastings Canter

The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

by Roaaaar April 26, 2009

Having a waa

Used to describe the act of crying or being upset, usually when something is not worth being upset about.
The same as having a cry, with the word waa being used to describe the sound of crying.

Sarah's having a waa because she can't find her shoe.

Woaah, don't have a waa at me!

by Ampy October 28, 2010

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020

having a cow

being extreamly stressed and pissed off

'chill man, don't have a cow'

by gib March 19, 2004