The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
by Arabella Quag May 12, 2008
A book series that is made of win.
Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.
Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.
Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better!
Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend.
*note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.
Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend.
*note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.
by kaiaman November 29, 2009
1) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him something that no one should worship.
2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain.
3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get?
4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally.
5) A creation of J.K. Rowling.
2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain.
3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get?
4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally.
5) A creation of J.K. Rowling.
by scientificprogessgoesboink August 09, 2003
The most wonderful movies and books ever written. They are not to be compared to Narnia, Twilight, or Lord of the Rings. It surpasses all other literature. It's quite common to be an inside joke. The symbol is a lightning bolt, not to be confused with Lady Gaga. Harry Potter is my life.
by harrypotterslover April 19, 2010
A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.
Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."
by Willow November 04, 2004
Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is?
Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.
Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.
by harry is clearly amazing May 09, 2009
An unfortunate hero who swallows golden balls, is prone to getting chronic head pains, and must not tell lies. Commonly referred to as the "Boy Who Lived", for he survived the killing curse. Nemesis of Lord Voldemort, and raised in a abusive muggle family until he was 11. A great book series written by J.K. Rowling, containing 7 novels.
Hermione: You should tell Dumbledore about those head pains
Harry Potter: Nah, I get them all the time.
Harry Potter: Nah, I get them all the time.
by WordNerd007 July 02, 2010