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the gypsy handshake

A girl gives a guy a handjob. When the guy cums, she catches the jizz with her other hand. The girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy's member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the jizz-laden hand. Before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.
"I thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. Well, I was wrong because after I came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. Crazy bitch!"
by Loungin September 1, 2015
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Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.
by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020
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Handshake of Hearts

Take your hands and a friend, make a heart, one person goes in a circle and spreads the love and the other person goes the opposite of the circle and also spreads the love. Then after 2 circles the two hearts connect and then release the love and positivity by opening their hands once the hearts touch.
Hey, you doin ok?
nah I want the world to end and steal a dog
Lets do the handshake of hearts

Spread the love not the hate
by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 31, 2023
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yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007
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Bangin' Handshake

when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
Why didn't mike like wes? Oh, he gave him a bangin' handshake the first time they met.
by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009
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Electric Handshake

Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.

It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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