Hank

(verb) To pull out of a previously made engagement. To not pay on a bet (see also welch).

Greg never shows up for gay thursdays at Club Sweet Cheeks, he always hanks.

See you at the club tonight greg, DON'T HANK this time.

by Valiumsummer June 02, 2005

Hank Hill

Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.

Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

by Netmaster5k November 28, 2004

Hank Moody

Main character and protagonist in the SHOWTIME dramedy "Californication" as played by David Duchovny. Hank hit it big with his novel "God hates us all" and decided to move from New York City to LA with his girlfriend Karen many years ago and continue his work as a novelist on the west coast. Moody is constantly getting into trouble for his insatiable appetite for beautiful, loose women and giving into the temptations of drugs and alcohol (usually all at once). The character is known for his charming nature, porsche 911, and his clever quips throughout the series.

Charlie: Your Dad was just a really good guy y'know?
Hank Moody: No he wasn't, he used to say you looked like a walking penis

Hank: (giving a toast) To our beautiful family, our black president, and my magnificent dong

Hank: Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making

Hank: In the words of The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

by gointocali August 27, 2010

tom hank

To give somebody a wank (masterbation)

will you give my friend a tom hank

by ray gore April 07, 2006

kinfolk hank

An up and coming rapper from Texas. If you like Screwed up ish you got to hear this cat!

''Hey is that Kinfolk Hank selling cd's out his trunk again?''

by iceyhot March 28, 2004

Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

Hank Pank

When two people are fooling around with each other.

... hank pank.

by ThompkinsJr May 12, 2011