Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

hanging gobbler

when your friends arent looking you turn around and pull your pants down. you the grab the top of you dick and jerk it around so your balls flop around like the gobbler on a turkey... then when your friends look you get to kick them in the ass

i wasnt paying attention and when i turned around nik gave me the hanging gobbler. he kicked me right in the ass

by clydizzel March 7, 2009

handnanny

A non-gendered term for masturbation.

"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."

by handninny January 25, 2013

hahning

Verb. The act of performing a radio transmission while surrounded by other portable radios on the same frequency.

The lieutenant was really hahning it today while in command.

by Willdunn September 16, 2017

Hain’t

Hadn’t, haven’t

He hain’t gone to the store yet.

by Emotional battery abuse May 27, 2018

hanging pictures

Having sex...and the resulting noise that is made from said sex act

Those houses are so close together that our neighbors can hear us hanging pictures.

by wangdiaper October 10, 2018

Hainseyed

Past tense of Hainsey. When you have a commitment amongst a group and subsequent to payment being made on lodging, a member of the group flakes and the remaining group is required to absorb said members portion of lodging.

We booked a trip to Myrtle Beach and got hainseyed by Jeff.

by TBD (to be determined) April 22, 2019