Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013

handy ma'am

A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.

Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors

She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.

by Handy Ma'am November 20, 2019

lil handy

Best rapper on the planet.

Hey, did you hear lil handy's new song?

by Lil handy March 29, 2017

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

handy on a rolly

The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster

quote by: Mackenzie Squire

Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.

“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”

by kenzsqui September 12, 2019

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023