Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate

Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.

by tongue_fu_master August 29, 2019

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Sani Handy

A hand job with hand sanitizer for lubrication.

Joe is still recovering from the sani handy he got last night.

by Ihateitwhen July 14, 2021

Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

by Farm Handy December 22, 2015