handicrapping

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.

I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.

by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013

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Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.

I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.

by NJporkroll January 9, 2017

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Handipatic

Antipatic but also handicap

De ce esti mah handipatic?

by janozs gyury May 10, 2019

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Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

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verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.

I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh

by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013

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