Hades

Hades: the God of the Dead; keeper of souls; Lord of the Underworld
AKA: Pluto, Aides, Aidenous...
Rules the land of the dead, where your worthless soul is going someday...

We all bow and worship the magnificent Lord Hades...or he'll fuckin' kill us...

by Hades October 17, 2004

Hadden

A Hadden is an interpretative dance move that can jolt ones bowels to bursting point. A Hadden can also refer to a great night/day.

"Aww man that guy just pulled a Hadden! Theres shit everywhere."

"Dude my night was Hadden as fuck"

by Rustyhalo11 February 7, 2010

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Hadley

To kill your parents with a hammer and follow it up with a party.

Person 1: Damn! Tyler pulled off quite a Hadley Saturday night!
Person 2: Yea I feel sorry for his parents.
Person 1: But it was a kickass party wasn't it?
Person 2: Yea I guess....

by ZBroski69 July 20, 2011

Haiter

A person who is not sympathetic with the victims of the 2010 earthquake in Haiti.

John was all talking about how they just shouldn;t live in Haiti in the first place, he is such a Haiter.

by alex0888 January 22, 2010

Haptephobic

The fear of being touched.

Brandon had always been haptephobic, but Katie always felt the need to hug him relentlessly.

by KatieKins4 March 28, 2009

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"

by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016