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Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads
Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!
by Jahamez September 6, 2021
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toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation
Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular
by truckps3 September 6, 2015
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hummer guy

A character from Family Guy who is known for merging without looking after watching Madagascar on his Hummer.
"Dude, the Hummer guy was so fucking funny. He made me wanna merge without looking!"
by noongd19 February 23, 2025
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Sloppy Hummer

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer
by Nytered August 29, 2013
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Hummer

The name for an SUV brand originally designed for military use but later changed for civilian purposes after Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted one.

The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV; colloquial: M998 Humvee) The military Humvee was originally used in the army such as the Iraq War.

For a very brief period, a civilian version was sold as the 1996 AM General Hummer for a few years before AM General sold the rights to General Motors (GM) so that GM could sell the civilian SUV.

GM created a new division named Hummer where it produced the H1 model (based off of AM Generals '96 civilian model). GM also made the smaller H2 and H3 models before the 2009 economic crisis forced GM to cut the Hummer, Pontiac, and Saturn.

Recently in 2021, GM reincarnated the Hummer, not as a division but this time as a vehicle model through the GMC division. It will be sold as a staggering 9000lb electric suv and electric pickup as a huge middle finger to the angry treehuggers that used to vandalize the vehicle out of jealousy when they would pass by it.
Person 1: Dude this EV Hummer kicks ass, now I can watch Mad-At-Gas-Car treehuggers on my portable TV while driving.

*Watches treehuggers on news channel through satellite connection *

Person 1: Hahahahah those animals are so fucking funny, they make me want to merge without looking.

*Merges his 9000lb Hummer into a flimsily built Tesla*
by Welldavis December 7, 2021
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summer hummer

A person who relishes the summer months.
I think summer is even better than spring break. I guess I'm a major summer hummer.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Price Hill Hummer

The act of getting a blow job from a Price Hill hooker down on Warsaw avenue.
That man has gotten a Price Hill Hummer from just about every single fiend down on the block.
by FlatEarthIsNonsense June 3, 2023
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