toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation

Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular

by truckps3 September 6, 2015

sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016

summer hummer

A person who relishes the summer months.

I think summer is even better than spring break. I guess I'm a major summer hummer.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Hummer

My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(

Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*

by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019

Hummer

A person that “hums” way too much.

Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!

by doosherr October 1, 2019