hostel 2

When you grab a dude's dick/nuts with pliers and then rip that shit off and throw it to the dogs.

(see: the movie Hostel 2)

That guy was such an asshole... I think I'm gonna hostel 2 him next time he tries to rape me.

by kimb0 February 1, 2008

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

School hostel kenkey

A special type of kenkey on the first floor of the school hostel also known as Sagnarigu hall. Sagnarigu hall is in UDS Tamale campus. The fish is expensive though.

George, please buy me school hostel kenkey 3cedis with no fish after class.

by Chief Justice May 25, 2020

Polish Hostage

During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.

Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.

Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!

Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.

by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021

Hostess

The hot bitch at the front of a restaurant that asks you how many people in your party?

Hey Jessica can you come in and hostess tonight??

by Manager 1012 January 8, 2020

conversation hostage

1) someone who is trapped in a conversation against their will. often they will try to change the subject, but no matter how many times they do, the conversation always moves back to the original subject. Sometimes, it is avoidable, but there are many scenarios where one cannot escape - eg, in college/school where one is sat at the same desk as a conversation jailer.

2) to hold someone conversation hostage

1) Jemma was forced to listen to Daisy talk about her dad and Burger King for an hour because she had no means of escape. Boy did she get held conversation hostage!

2) man, that Daisy held Jemma conversation hostage for an hour talking about Burger King! She's such a conversation jailer!

by TheRealNou June 14, 2007

hostile underwear

Underwear that creep up the crack of your rear end and you always have to adjust

I have to throw out these hostile underwear because they are driving me crazy all day.

by WinnipegZ May 19, 2010