hospitallyty

"Quid pro quo" helpfulness/attentiveness, whereby yer host is a real bean-counter when it comes to wanting to be equivalently reimbursed for each and every fiddly little inconvenience or effort dat he has to endure on yer behalf.

Red Green recommends dat you actively/consciously avoid getting obligated to any of your macho buddies by partaking of favors or assistance from them dat they would view as "hospitallyty", and then try to guilt-trip YOU into doing an at-least-equal favor for THEM in return.

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

hospitalitarian

Basically Whitney’s dream job. All she wants to do is take care of people and make sure they are comfortable, having a good time, and a memorable experience

Whitney is the absolute best (and probably only) hospitalitarian ever

by Mlock77 May 1, 2025

Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014

Mexican hospital

The process of being surrounded by several small mexican men wearing doctor face masks that then proceed to bukkake one girl in the middle.

Mexican 1-Dude did you see Hannah?
Mexican 2-Yeah she looks terrible. I heard she had a Mexican hospital visit.

by Breweddude December 19, 2014

chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

Evil hospitality

When a group of bad people treats you good.

They were bad people, but the guy had never been treated better, they showed evil hospitality.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2020

Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.

Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.

by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020