hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"

oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd

by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004

hocrastinating

Procrastinating, by way of engaging in ho-like activities.

Girl 1: Ugh, I don't want to do my work... I think I'll post naked pictures of myself on the Internet.

Girl 2: Stop hocrastinating.

by EDD7 December 16, 2010

Honorary virgin

Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.

Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.

An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.

Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.

I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.

by DarthVegetaX November 25, 2015

Haoran

A ZOBAR

WOW LOOK AT THAT HAORAN

by wow u are stupid April 12, 2019

Fowl Hoodaggery

The act of intercourse between man and PIÑATA.

Man that fuckers a fowl hoodagger!

by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

hoorays!

An exultation of joy, similar to hooray but on a wholly different scale.

You're going to give me an island of equal or lesser value? Hoorays!

by Digs March 12, 2004

hoorah!

1. to express joy or excitment
2. the gimmick saying of WWE Superstar & reality TV Star Mike "the Miz" Mizanin

1.(won a game) HOORAH!
2. and that was The Miz, HOORAH!

by Da_crip_Roberto September 4, 2008