HONKEY

A very, very formal way of saying sexy. Other Forms: Honk, Honkified, Hankey, Hank.

David makes me Honkey for him.
Charles has honkified my penis.
BRENDEN MAKES ME HANKEY! BRENDEN MAKES ME HANKEY!
Are you feeling the honk, Mr. Boceephus?
Cody has the BIG hank.

by Brenden poop December 5, 2020

Honkey

That neighbor who’s always sitting on their key fob and/or always checking that their car is locked.

3:00 am wife: what’s that noise

Husband: probably just the honkey next door locking their car.

by Annoyed neighbor March 6, 2021

HONKEY GAS PUMPER

WHEN YOU HAVE A FAT FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY WHO PUMPS GAS.

HEY HONKEY GAS PUMPER WANT TO BLAST INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE AND GET FIRED.

by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022

honkey

A town full of stupid honkeys. normally a small country town

This town is the most honkey town i’ve ever seen.
hey, brad remember when we went to that honkey town last summer?

by joe cowman January 6, 2022

Honkey

A white man, who propositions prostitutes, across the border-streets of black neighborhoods, because he's to scaredy to proceed as if he was an actual man.

Synonymous with adjectives like "Fragile", "Snowflake", or "Bitch-ass"

Black Neighborhood Resident #1: What's all that car honkin' goin' on for like ... a solid half-hour?
Black Neighborhood Resident #2: Another bitch-ass honkey tryna get 'is dick wet.

by Grandalf, The Hawnkay May 21, 2022

Lil' Honkey

White girl who needs the help of urban dictionary to understand decades old common use cultural vernacular references as they occur in the course of day to day conversation.

Lil' Honkey so cute, she had to look up 'fam' on Urban Dictionary!

by GoodTimeInternetDad November 15, 2021

Honkey

A nice way to greet a non-poc friend.

“Hey Logan wassup my honkey”

by Nas pull hoes January 30, 2022