Harvest

A great reward for hard work.

“I’ve been working my ass off this week, but I’ll get a good check next week.”
“Bro’s gonna have a harvest!”
“Get that harvest, girl!”

by scarecrowes January 6, 2025

Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.

"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"

by MCB_HD August 31, 2025

Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025

Harvest Hangs

An alternative to "Thanksgiving" where you and your chosen family cultivate feelings of gratitude, connectedness, and community.

This gathering has nothing to do with the harm brought about by the North American pilgrimage, whitewashing, genocide, or the "May Flower." Generally takes place, but is not limited to, the latter portion of November.

This weekend, my friends and I are engaging in Harvest Hangs.

by Muse of Poison Ivy November 24, 2021

Harvester

Harvester is an all around cool dude who you can always rely on for the best memes.

"Whoa, check our Harvester. Sweet memes."

by MrCreepyBoss November 23, 2021

Slime harvester

A production plant that harvests slime from slime nodes, usually spawn on Venus.

I was beaten to death by a slime harvester.

by Kongfumonkeyking July 1, 2024

Harvesting hickeys

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.

Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."

by von groovy July 11, 2024