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nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.
"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"
by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010
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blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.
Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.
by 1695814 September 6, 2013
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Delayed Gratif*ckation

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
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Glizzy Glatiator

Damn John you a glizzy glatiator.
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pussy gating

“damn claudia has really been pussy gating me this weekend.”
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Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.
1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!
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goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol
Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi
by Scruttock March 21, 2005
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