garch

Oligarch, pejorative

Donald Trump isn't a garch... he's a tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon that's puppeted by garchs.

by Mac Ronym April 23, 2018

Gunch

The grinch with a firearm

You look like a gunch
Shut up gunch

Have you ever heard of the gunch befo

The gunch is the grinch with a firearm

by The birdmann August 1, 2017

garch

A word my friend Chaelon made up. It is somewhat self-descriptive I think. It means "bad", "ugly", "unpleasant", "gross"

If describing someones hair, the conjugation is "lanch"

"Damn, that dudes acne was really garch!"

"This 3 day old pizza is getting really garch"

"I forgot to comb my hair today and it is looking rather lanch"

by BEB July 2, 2004

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by eefwffewwefergaerg February 18, 2021

Gunch

a thicc boi with a slick jacket

Hey gunch get the fuck out of my ass. Your not antman

by Wabbit boi April 8, 2019

Gunch

1. A swollen, bloody vagina; typically on a pet in heat.
2. A female partner's mood during menses.

1. Since my bitch went into heat, she's been rubbing her gunch all over everything.
2. Don't mind her, she's been acting like a gunch because it's her time of the month.

by CatfishTea March 4, 2011

Gunch

Abbreviated form of Goon Punch. A highly alcoholic concoction of goon (extremely cheap cask wine), vodka and juice/soft drink. Usually made in large quantities in a tub or similar.

"That gunch is deadly!"
"Get me some gunch would you?"
"This gunch needs more goon"

by lawrencek February 26, 2009