grundle tomatoes

1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.

2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d

1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."

"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."

2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.

I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.

by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006

grundle buster

Getting a surprise kick to the grundle.

Johnny was being such a prick I gave him a much deserved grundle buster, while exclaiming "POW! In your grundle".

by Bangkok April 25, 2006

Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008

grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.

"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"

by kellio November 3, 2004

grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"

Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.

by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009

grundle duster

a strip of hair on the chin usually worn by men who are gay or a few appletinis away from sucking a dick

I think that guy is gay, he's drinking an appletini and has a grundle duster.

by King of the Diner Whores August 23, 2007

grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004