Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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Grumpy Snub

When a man is angry or grumpy due to the lack of dome he is receiving.
Bro why are so angry today? Are you having a grumpy snub today?
by AlexaWaht January 27, 2024
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Grumpy Snub

I guy who is angry, irritable, or grumpy because he didn't receive oral sex before work/school.
by Jack's Pear January 27, 2024
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Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.
The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.
by Himchickenrich May 11, 2022
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the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders
dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."
by grumpy marmoset lover June 10, 2022
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Grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.
Quit being a Grumpy gut.
by Carlguy42 February 21, 2017
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