grooper

When someone says some dumb shit that actually sounds like really fun to watch or do

Person 1: Yo i think Brandons gonna do a backflip
Person 2: Isn’t he drunk asf tho
Person 1: Yea it sounds pretty grooper tho

by neonlightsboy June 30, 2023

gorped

A slang term for being extremely fucked up, usually to detriment of others but in a funny way

Bro 1: Hey man, do you remember what I did last night

Bro 2: Yeah, bro. You were gorped out of your gourd

by merpstapler September 16, 2023

gorphous

A really really really really really really really really really really really really fat gold fish with very explosive stage four testicular cancer.

Anastasia is a gorphous.

by Casual Water enjoyer October 11, 2023

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023

The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").

"People magazine also released a photo of Natasha Stoynoff, one of Trump's accusers, standing next to? Donald Trump! Right next to him; in what scientists call: The Grope Zone!" Stephen Colbert.

by Hot_Felfel December 13, 2017

Orange von Gropenpussy

Donald Trump.

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.

by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018

WATCHA TRYING TO GROPE THERE

When you're in a bed with the sexual Austinio who always finds a way to make something preverted & says "Watcha Trying to grope there while he's rubbing you're cock with his foot

Hey Baby girl Watcha trying to grope there

by GHETTO BRET BALLS July 30, 2021