Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover

a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;

"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"

"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"

by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010

Behind The Back Gooser

When you're hitting it doggy style and the girl reaches between her legs and massages the balls.

I got the best behind the back gooser last night.

by Btbg September 19, 2021

social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.

That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer

by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019