Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009

Grade D

if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. it’s hoe time

you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick

you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right

hoe of all hoes: you could have had it all
Dick: mmmm grade D all damn day

by williet hughnot January 5, 2020

Gradeslave

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.

Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.

by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022

contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).

Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.

by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006

weapons grade stupidity

Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it. Some times abbreviated as WGS.

Did you hear about that user on the second floor who managed to force an Ethernet cable into a laptop's USB port? Fried the computer and it had to be replaced. I don't care who you are... that's some weapons grade stupidity right there.

by Rbp-7-(Ooz) July 17, 2017

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.

"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."

by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009

Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......

There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.

Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.

by LNG November 9, 2011