goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.

Have you seen Goober?

by Debbie January 21, 2005

goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003

goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

goob

Pronounced like "wood". It's how the word good sounds to someone when you ask how their food is and they answer you with the food still in their mouth.

Q. Hey man, how's that burrito?
A. Goob.

by JB105 October 13, 2012

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

goobusted

had sexual intercourse with

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.

by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover June 8, 2011