A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.
Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
by Firstborn Unicorn July 01, 2011
When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.
Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"
by JPDyno July 14, 2009
When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-country runners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.
Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"
by Cybulski FTW April 20, 2006
Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.
by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009
The female equivalent of "Arabian Goggles". A female squats over a mans face engulfing his entire nose and mouth within her vagina while spreading her labia over her partners eyes.
"But Coroner, how did he die?"
"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."
"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."
by Zayo April 09, 2011
Glasses that are better then other glasses in every way possible
Glasses that make ones appearance stunning
Glasses that make ones appearance stunning
by theycallmethebignunpie August 20, 2009
Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes
by T.rynston July 17, 2003