Goober 

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.

Goober by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016

goober 

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

goober by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004

Goober 

A better Goob

OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!

Goober by JDRB November 27, 2003

Goober 

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

Goober by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goober 

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

Goober by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

Goober 

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

Goober by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goober 

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

Goober by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018