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goober

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.
"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."
by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005
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Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.
Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.
by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016
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I am goober the batty boy.
by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004
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OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!
by JDRB November 27, 2003
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Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.
by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017
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Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.
"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."
by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018
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Saif is the biggest goober
That's why he's the bestest
by Saifrine June 5, 2018
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