glorious mailpost

When the cock curves so drastically on top it looks to be holding a mailbox

I wanted to jump on that cock but It was a glorious mailpost so I had to enter from the side

by Thatdudesmom October 18, 2022

Gloria

BEAUTY- 8.5/10
ATTRACTIVE- 9/10
CORRUPT- 0/10
SEXY- 8/10
NYASH- 5/10
FUNNY- 8.5/10
TEMPER- 4/10
ONLINE- 7/10
VAWULENCE SKILLS- 2/10
VOICE-10!
BEST FRIEND(S)- P.O.G
HATES MOST- CLASSIFIED
CRUSH- CLASSIFIED
TYPE- CRAZY BEAUTY

GLORIA OVERALL: GOOD

by Ebuksam January 6, 2023

glorila

Hey)
Llama, llama (uh)
Red pajama
Reads a story with who?
With his mama! (hey!)
Mama kisses (what)
Baby hair
Mama llama goes all the way downstairs (ayy!)

Llama llama (what?)
Red pajama
Feels alone with who?
Without his mama (ayy!)

Baby llama
It wants a drink
Mama's at the kitchen (what?)
The kitchen sink

I'm talkin'

Llama llama (what)
Red pajama (what)
Calls down to (uhh)
Mama llama (ayy)
Mama says she'll be up soon
Be up soon (soon!)
Baby llama hums a tune
Hums a tune (tune!)

Llama llama
Red pajama
Waitin' waitin'
What's he waitin' fo'?
Waitin' fo' his mama!
Mama isn't comin' yet
Comin' yet (yet)
Baby llama starts to fret
Starts to fret! (fret)
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Llama llama
Red pajama
Whimpers softly fo' his mama
Mama, what'ya doin'?
Cause I hear her on the phone
Llama starts to moan
What'ya wanna do
I play that mama goin' home!

Llama llama red pajama
Listens kinda quiet
Fo' his mama
What that llama doin'?
He's boo-hooin'!
And hooin'
And I'm scewin'
Im takin' it to adult version
What'ya doin'?!
Ruined ruined ruined!

this amazing glorila

by 444._mimii March 25, 2023

Gloria Asstefan

The sexiest Latina.
Has an ass so big you can't take your eyes off of her.
Her ass bounces and jiggles around whenever she walks, sings, dances and performs.
She's the queen of Latin poop.

Gregory: Gloria Asstefan has the best ass of all Latinas.
Gloria Asstefan: Turn the butt around.

by GregNelson29 May 14, 2023

Gloria and Glorius

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.

"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"

by BettytheBanger October 22, 2023

ALYSSA GLORIOSO :3

ALYSSA IS ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, I LOVE HER SO MUCH (NH) AND SOMETIMES SHES ANNOYING BUT I TAKE HER FRUIT ROLL UPS ANYWAY, FIGHT ME BEFORE HER.

SKSKSKSKSKSKSK ALYSSA GLORIOSO :3 IS DA BEST

by SKSKSKS YOUR GAY DUDE May 14, 2019

miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019