Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn Wright

The process of spending all your money on useless shit and proceiving yourself as a god like figure.

One who eats to much carbs, and does not show gains. Just fat.

"Did you check out that glenn wright and his corvette..."

"yeah bro seems like a total douche bag"

by GM LOVE March 18, 2014

bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.

Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!

by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023

glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.

This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.

by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023

Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce

Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.

by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020

Glenn

Feel Rich 💸

Glenn is Rich! 🥂💸

by Micki.Ninaj April 21, 2020