The Belgian Gift 

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

The Belgian Gift by Joos V. August 10, 2006

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

farting gift by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

backhanded gift 

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

backhanded gift by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

Cliff-mas Gift 

What Cliff Lee gave to the city of Philadelphia by rejecting offers to play baseball for both the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.

Cliff Lee: "Hey Philadelphia, hope you're enjoying your early Cliff-mas gift."
Philadelphia: "Sure are. Let's celebrate next Cliff-mas with a world series ring."
Cliff Lee: "I love you, Philadelphia. Tell Brian Spaide he's the coolest."

Cliff-mas Gift by MikeC. December 15, 2010

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day 

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.

Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day by jacob-ganes October 23, 2019

dont look a gift horse in the mouth

meaning if something is free dont find the flaws in it.

one way to tell a horses age is by looking at the wear on his teeth , if someone gives you a horse theres a good chance it is old and you wont get much use out of it.

sam got a bike for christmas , but it wasnt the one he asked for .... "dont look a gift horse in the mouth"

dont look a gift horse in the mouth by the_colt23 May 12, 2011

Petaluma Gift Basket 

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012