old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt

Shes a right geezer bird

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 3, 2002

geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007

Geeked

1.Term used when under the influence of Ecstasy

1. Refer to song by Gucci Mane-"Pillz"

2. Q: Are you geeked up?

A: Bitch I might be

by jobiekc July 8, 2009

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.

Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!

by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010

Geeked up

Geeked up: the act of being high off stimulate drugs

Plug: Aye bro I got some coke you tryna cop?

Sucker: Yeah nigga I’m tryna get geeked up

by Mrs Merry Jane May 4, 2018