Garrett Short 

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

Garrett Short by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

Garrett Goodson 

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.

Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.

Garrett Goodson by GG a Ho February 17, 2020

garrett-kai 

Irish doubled name given as the middle name to a high class Irish family's first born son. Meaning: Brave Spearman/Keeper of the Keys
An old Irish name given to the warrior who was entrusted with fending off wild animals, barbarian invaders (ie the Vikings) and also the next in line to lead the clan.

Sir Vladimir Garrett-Kai Odell

garrett-kai by Irieland October 25, 2013

Garrett Boy 

The gayyest boy ever I dont want him to be in this room pleasae leave garrett why your annoyying

Hey Garrett boy get the f*** out

Garrett Boy by The one who hates Garrett January 28, 2020

Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower 

A swell lad, one who perhaps isn't straight but overall still gives everyone a great time.

~Man I just pulled a Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower on that guy

~No freaking way you just Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower'ed

~Both: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSsksksksk

Garrett Cantiflas Icenhower by Sneed d'Elaine September 19, 2021

Garrett Manes 

Garrett Manes is netcode, Netcode is Garrett manes

Garrett Manes turns someone then proceeds to call it netcode. Heres how it goes down "Sorry _____ that had to be some netcode"

Garrett Manes by NETCODEGM October 28, 2022

Garrett Wilson 

The man who robbed Kenneth Walker from offensive rookie of the year despite Walker having more first place votes

What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets

Garrett Wilson by Thesauce1234 February 25, 2023