fool-a-gape

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.

The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.

by Chewie23 June 2, 2009

Gape

Round eyes, the opposite of slant eyes.

Person 1: "So many slants in this room"
Person 2: "As opposed to so many gapes in this country"

by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

gaping slushbucket

the name of someone when you drink a slushie out of someone’s gaping asshole.

oh hey my little gaping slushbucket. How are you today?

by little pogchamp January 23, 2021

Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.

Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night

by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020

gape

A person who takes gaming very seriously and is very toxic and is a talking chirp who contributes nothing

Jesse Puljuravivi is such a gape when he's playing with us. If he gapes on more time, I will not play with him! God!

by Brady Tkachuk July 23, 2022