An idiotic drunkard, that enjoys playing World of Warcraft, and asking girls to "the dance" while under the influence.
Me: "Gretchko, keep drinking, this stuff is only 15%."
The Gand: "Really? It doesn't taste like it it though."
Me: "Trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking."
The Gand: "Well... Okay."
Some time goes by...
Me: "Gretchko, have you had enough?"
The Gand:"Ugh... yeah..."
Me: "Oh, well heres your phone, I think you should call Amanda."
The Gand: "B..b..but why?"
Me: "Well, you've been talking about her all night, and you said you don't have a homecoming date. And it's coming up pretty soon."
The Gand: "OH SHIIIIT.... y... you're right! Guys... guys... don't record it this time..."
Me: "Why would we?"
The Gand: "You're right.. you guys are... the best."
Ring, ring.
Amanda: "Hello?"
The Gand: "Ummm.... Amandaaaaa? I was just.. just calling, to ask you to... the dance."
Amanda: "Andrew, it's 1 AM, I think you're a little drunk."
The Gand: "Noooooooo.... but that means... no..."
Amanda: "Call me back later? Bye."
The Gand: "But... guhhhh...."
The Gand: "Really? It doesn't taste like it it though."
Me: "Trust me, this is like beer, just keep drinking."
The Gand: "Well... Okay."
Some time goes by...
Me: "Gretchko, have you had enough?"
The Gand:"Ugh... yeah..."
Me: "Oh, well heres your phone, I think you should call Amanda."
The Gand: "B..b..but why?"
Me: "Well, you've been talking about her all night, and you said you don't have a homecoming date. And it's coming up pretty soon."
The Gand: "OH SHIIIIT.... y... you're right! Guys... guys... don't record it this time..."
Me: "Why would we?"
The Gand: "You're right.. you guys are... the best."
Ring, ring.
Amanda: "Hello?"
The Gand: "Ummm.... Amandaaaaa? I was just.. just calling, to ask you to... the dance."
Amanda: "Andrew, it's 1 AM, I think you're a little drunk."
The Gand: "Noooooooo.... but that means... no..."
Amanda: "Call me back later? Bye."
The Gand: "But... guhhhh...."
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Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
“Turkey’s people are natural born gandons.”
Reporter: “President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?”
Erdogom: “Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon.”
Reporter: “President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?”
Erdogom: “Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon.”
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This confident action was named after Gandalf from the Lord of the Ring films. Assuming that he or she is the superior on the road and that others on it "shall not pass", hence the name, Gandalfing.
This confident action was named after Gandalf from the Lord of the Ring films. Assuming that he or she is the superior on the road and that others on it "shall not pass", hence the name, Gandalfing.
It is usually subtly mentioned by a passenger when they notice the driver committing this.
"Gandalf" - said under your breath when you notice them do it.
Alternatively, "are you gandalfing?" or,
"did you just Gandalf?"
"Gandalf" - said under your breath when you notice them do it.
Alternatively, "are you gandalfing?" or,
"did you just Gandalf?"
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