Gail

A friend of Oprah. Known by the public as Oprah's friend Gail.

Oprah: "This is my friend Gail"

Gail: "Hi, I'm Oprah's friend Gail"

by jim pek July 7, 2006

GILF man

Gilf man, the act of crossing the line and going agenst nature, Hutning GILFs, (also See GILF)

Tokenss likes to do down to the retirment home to hit up Old GILFs, What a Sick GILF man

by `Battousai March 16, 2009

GILF

Ginger I'd like to fuck.

Asian: "Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! *points at ginger*"

Jack in the box man: "Dayummm, he's a GILF!"

Ginger: "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!!!!!!!"

by Feisty Asian April 21, 2010

G-GILF

Great Grandmother I'd like to fuck!

Wow! Karl, check out that G-GILF in that wheel chair. I'd love to put her legs behind her back and tear her apart!

by Ian Wallace August 25, 2004

GILF

Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

by TomBrown February 23, 2011

gailify

verb, to make something look all shiny and new. used primarily in the context of graphic design; to turn a PDF into a sexy smart new project.

That new manual is incredibly sexy and strikingly dazzling. It must have been gailified. I wish someone would gailify my boring old PDF document.

by NJCPhem July 23, 2009

gailing

A reference to a conservative religious woman who begins to belabor on the closest unfortunate soul, similar to 'wailing'. This may include unjustified opinion to continuous music playing. Random people may suffer from such attacks that will leave them confused and slightly scared. Offspring may suffer a substantial amount of gailing. Resistance is futile and there is no cure. Best known way to avoid gailing is to appear to obey her rules and say yes to everything.

No honey, I can't marry you, because I'm scared of your mom, she may begin gailing on me.

If you don't marry me I'll start gailing on you!

by codlor November 29, 2010