gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

by beknighted March 20, 2014

gadder gary

A scary terminator

Wow Uncle Ron, ur such a gadder gary!

by Jackson Dietz May 24, 2020

Gary

A wonderful man.. but also a very big mug..

Gary is a mug

by Garyisamug June 29, 2017

Gary

A depressed wee psycho who wants to die. Gary is also very bad with the females he will always talk to one but never get her.

fuck your such a Gary

by Gary.h January 10, 2019

Gary

Another word for a person who must plan things NOW.

Erika is such a Gary.

by Bernardus_the_Gorilla September 14, 2018

Gary

Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.

Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.

by Roaster83 October 27, 2018