Hate it to Guts

When a person hates a specific object so much, that it turns into guts.

When my friend Tristan is blocked by a parked car while backing out of the driveway, he will sometimes exclaim, "I hate it to guts!"

by Lyf-Cam August 20, 2011

Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

by jdpower August 14, 2010

slurry guts

1. A person of the female variety who is such a slut that her guts are full of com.

She's such a slurry guts that when she talks she dribbles cum.

by Kylz August 4, 2004

cunt guts

the pouch that a woman has just above her vagina.

look at that fat slut over there she has her cunt guts hanging out!!! lol

by motogplover August 27, 2009

crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

by Accountability January 17, 2018

neon guts

neon guts is a tiktok dance that was the baseline for the basic white girl dance of the century.

hey bestie! i just posted a new tiktok dance based on the neon guts
*the dance is the exact same with a different sound every time*
omg! i just got 100k views!!

by coolperson18 May 4, 2022

up your guts

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.

Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.

by sconch66 March 1, 2014