Grafter

First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!

Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".

by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009

Gramifications

Somethings that has massive ramifications for grammar.

That guys butchering of the english language with have gramifications.

by Rylax April 23, 2010

Grambies

Being really drunk & just falling forwards into a summer sault

Brodie was having so much fun doin grambies over the couch that everyone else tried it, too.

by Dangercampbell January 26, 2012

Gramecdote

An anecdotal story related to one by a grandparent, intended to impart wisdom to the younger generation.

Grandchild: "Grandma, what was it like growing up in the Great Depression?"

Grandmother: "I'll give you a piece of advice. If you're ever hungry and you don't have any money, you know what you do? Go into a restaurant, and ask for a cup of hot water and some ketchup. These things are free, right? Then, put the ketchup in the water and make yourself some tomato soup!"

Grandchild: "Thanks for the gramecdote!"

by Skuldseidhr March 5, 2012

graetzham

It's hard to find a graetzham. But when you do find one, hold on to them because they are unique and amazing. They get easily annoyed, easily offended, and can come off as antisocial. But once you get to know them, you realize they are your listener, your secret keeper, and the best best friend you could ever have. He is often misunderstood and put down, but he knows exactly what he wants, and exactly what he needs. He's independent, capable, and just plain great.

"That guy is so quiet and antisocial!"
"He's just a graetzham, give him a chance."

by queenofthecymbals October 13, 2013

Gramaphobe

A gramaphobe is someone who cannot accept the way someone communicates over the internet or text messages.

Texter 1: lol r u comin' to da party?

Texter 2: *Are *you *coming *the

Texter 1: XD ur such a Gramaphobe

by Genius6691 October 18, 2013

gram hoe

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.

this bitch a gram hoe.

by Len O'Callaghan April 20, 2016