Goldblumin'

Your skin when it starts peeling from a sunburn resembling Jeff Goldblum from the 1986 movie "The Fly"

God I wish I would have wore sun screen last week I'm Goldblumin' bad

by benisntfunny May 30, 2010

Goldbeard the Pirate

The male penis with reddish-blonde fur around the balls. From the name of a one-eyed pirate.

Get your hand off my Goldbeard the Pirate, jackass.

by Jason Goldberg March 4, 2005

Goldbloomin'

A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum

Man, we went to this bar the other night, and Mike was totally Goldbloomin'.

by Raehl Me June 22, 2006

Golob

A group/family of people, the men in this group are hard workers with high work ethics. The young men in this group are hardworking and an respectful and very athletic yet they can be layed back and like to stay up late and sleep in, they are also great with modern technology. The woman in the group can occasionally be hard working, they make excellent mothers, they're able to handle multiple things and are great at multitasking, it would be unwise to start an argument with one, you will loose in a matter of minutes and they will never let you forget. The young woman in this group are very rarely hard working, and very rarely respectful, they can be very sassy an annoying but they can also be sometimes nice.

Girl1- Wow, your boyfriend is so cool!

Girl2- Yeah, he is a Golob!

Girl1- Does have a twin? ;)

Girl2- No, back off he's mine

by The_Sanctimo June 4, 2018

goldbluming

To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.

T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."

A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"

by R1's_awesome December 9, 2008

Goldberg Effect

A chain reaction intentionally rigged to accomplish a task; inspired by Rube Goldberg (1883-1970)

My coffee maker doesn't have a timer, so I use the Goldberg Effect starting with the alarm clock ringing in my room, then BING! BOOM! BAM! The last rig flips the switch on my coffee maker.

by J t 500 January 3, 2009

Glubens

The act of messing around with a girl, and then ejaculating in her nose. She then must snort it up and spit it out her mouth like a giant stringy white loogie.

"Yo dude, i was messin with Erika last night...glubenated"
"I wanna glubenate that chick over there"
"Call the dirtiest hoes you know, there's finna be a glubenation."
"Cindy was bent over last night takin it, totally snuck up and gave 'er the glubens. said if she didn't spit it out i'd cum in her work shoes."

by SOULS NATCHER September 9, 2011