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the perfect girlfriend

There is no perfect girlfriend it's about what you think is perfect not what everyone else says.
The perfect girlfriend is the one you never want to let go. Ever.
by Cora_love_97 November 26, 2013
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girlfriendbeater

chris brown is a girlfriendbeater
by azbycxd October 27, 2009
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girlfriend

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;
"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
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Marine girlfriend

One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!
Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!
by Meggerz19 February 4, 2009
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Girlfiending

One who is girlfiending most likely has a new girlfriend and exhibits the following characteristics.

- Loses all other male friends/friends in general.
- Only hangs out with girlfriend.
- Shows up hand in hand with her in completely sketch situations.
- Appears to be obsessed with her.
- Appears to be married (in some cases)

Basically to the guy, she is the equivalent of crack to a crackhead.
"Chris is girlfiending so bad, all he ever talks to and hangs out with is Katie. "

"Hey man, want to go get something to eat?"
"Nah, I'm staring at Kelsey's pictures right now, then we're going to sit in the park at sunset, then we're going to stare at each other's eyes for a couple of hours..."
"...alright?"
by JohnnyBlazeGR February 26, 2009
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roblox girlfriend

every person on roblox with a female character that follows you and gives you shit basically (I wouldn't know because I don't play roblox. I don't need that kind of cancer.)
dude my roblox girlfriend is so hot my brother says I get all the roblox pussy!
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I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
by BasicAsian September 21, 2016
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