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gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?
"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009
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going through the gigs

'going through tough times'

The full quote goes as 'when you're going through the gigs, make sure the gigs are not going through you' and belongs to Mariah Carey who was talking about the stress of the tour life. The phrase has been popularised by a drag queen Lushios Massacr on her YouTube channel.
I'm going through the gigs at my new job, sis. The workload is insane and I'm being constantly micromanaged.
by sharpesttoolinthebox July 29, 2024
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Get My Gig on

To jerk off; to masturbate, usually with a chill or humorous attitude.
"Alright bruh, imma Get My Gig on"
by epic deltarune shit August 12, 2025
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Gigging

Wrestling slang terminology for using a blade to cut oneself open during a match
"Did you see how much colour Moxley got tonight?"
"Yeah you could see him gigging the fuck out of himself when he went down in the corner"
by Weecammy August 7, 2023
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Gig

A term used when you want to reference a job and/or task you have for someone.
This word can be heard in the Cyberpunk universe.
Ayo, You got a moment? I got this gig you might like.
by SomeoneYouDon'tKnow__ March 2, 2025
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At the gig

“Are we about to tell the tea at the gig??” - Tracey Martel
by Quah April 14, 2022
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gig

Text: hey kay its zay
Text: gig
by #shortwords June 5, 2016
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