Gerty

A girl who enjoys being filmed whilst having rough sex with many men up every orafice surrounded by images of wild boars. It is possible to tell whether a girl is a 'Gerty' due to her large 'assets', small amount of clothing and badly dyed hair. Commonly mistaken for an Essex Girl.

Guy 1: 'I had a very weird night with that girl i picked up'
Guy 2: 'Did she want to be filmed having sex with many men in a room full of pictures of wild boar?'
Guy 1: 'Yeh! Do you know her?'
Guy 2: 'Maybe, she sounds like a Gerty though'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

St. Gertrude's

st.gertrude's is exactly the same as any other private school in richmond except 4 the fact they got uniforms, other than that they all ugly ass muh fuckaz, rich ass snobby ass 2 cent crackwhores, and they all throw themselves at the brother schools, shut da hellup cuz im da onli 1 aloud 2 talk dis shyt!

Like oh my gosh, i go to like st.gertrudes and i really dont know why i hate those st.catherines girls but it might like umm be because like they're just like us!!

by Trey March 11, 2005

Gertron

The most amazing veggie ninja person ever, who is quirky, funny and chill. Who also makes Rum brownies and give them out like candy, out of a stangers Van.... Oh so yummy.....NUM NUM NUM!!!!!

Sheridan: She sooo Gertron!

Lindsey: Yep she made rum brownies!

Abrey: And there YUMMMY!!!

Gerta: NUM NUM NUM

by THeBIGGESTzombiepimp! November 19, 2010

gerty

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that's gross.

by ilylays May 14, 2008

Gertle

When you lie to the whiteboard about how many reps you count.

Question - "How is she 10 seconds faster than a games champion?"
Answer- "Oh you are talking about HER....no no no, she Gertled her times"

by B00mer November 28, 2013

gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.

Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?

by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014

Gertjan

Gertjan is a guy who likes to do everything. A person who is loved by everybody and like's to share he's knowledge with you. If girls see a 'Gertjan' they love to listen to him and before you know he is one of the best players in town.

Ow my god, there is a Gertjan! let's get the party started

by Kattepis March 25, 2019