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James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
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Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
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garfielf

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?
by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017
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garfielf

stuffing your face as usual.

I gotta have a good meal

Garfield, you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat

I eat, Jon. it's what I do

it's time to kick odie of the table

dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie

you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

GAAAAARRRFIIIELD!!!

time for a nap. I'm a cat who loves to snooze

garfield you lazy cat

I hate alram clocks

I'm am hungry I want some lasaga

you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

enough with The Chit Chat let's get some grub going

Grub time...

where Are the 3-cheese pizzas

I ate those food

where Are the taco shells?

I ate those food

where did all the hamburger helper go

*brup*
You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it i'm done that's the last straw grarfileld

garfielf
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garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017
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Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-
Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi
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