garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 01, 2021

Andy Garfield

The worst Spiderman.

"This is adobe photoshop" said andy garfield.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022

Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 19, 2021

neana garfield

The best person and kindness person ever!

"neana garfield is the coolest person in the world."

by Swagloverlolz April 16, 2022